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All I Ever Needed To Know I Learned From Webcomics

Being on the Internet isn’t the same as being famous.

You better watch that LiveJournal habit, ’cause pretty soon you could end up a real blogger (for the record, I think bloggers who give up their “real” blogs for LJ are even worse, and Suzy will back me up).

The numbers are supposed to go after your name, not in them. Fuck.

Samus from Metroid is a total bitch.

There’s no guarantee I won’t spontaneously melt.