Joshua Allen is Devastatingly Funny

If this isn’t enough to make you start reading Joshua Allen …

Wait. Stop. Forget it. I’m not doing one of these amusingly phrased recommendations that you’ve come to expect of this and every weblog. Not gonna happen. Read the think I linked to. Just do it. It’s really goddamn funny. Why else would I link it? What’s wrong with you? Christ. Ass.