Meeting People Is Easy (2)

Or, more accurately, sites by which one can meet people are easy to use. I’ve got embarrassingly formulaic profiles up on a couple of dating sites; scan the competition and you realize that young geeky hipsters are a dime a dozen. Fortunately, I’m faster, stronger, lacking in unnecessary wind resistance, and in compliance with a variety of international standards for maximum interoperability, all of which my peers cannot accurately claim. I’d say my prospects are good. But then, I’m full of shit.

I did take the Friendster plunge in this frenzy of dating site prostitution, so if you’d like to be validated as “my friend,” or vice versa, feel free. If they published FOAF I’d be more impressed, but it’s still pretty keen. So now I just sit back and wait for a meaningful, fulfilling relationship to fall into my lap, right? Great.